#i love you winter king
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fragiledate · 1 year ago
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cringetober day 8: tumblr sexyman feat winter fruit
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shirecorn · 3 months ago
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Tumblr keeps popping up to sell me ad free dashboard. But what it doesn't understand is that me and the ads have a sort of symbiosis at this point.
The guys from the fake gameplay trailers for a predatory mobile app are my blorbos
#the kings return to do WHAT?#oh my god they put him in a situation#last year he was solving fake puzzles and this year he is shooting hordes of zombies while trying to chokse#which gate that looks like all the other gates in all the other shooting hordes of zombies games#ooh whats my little phoenix wright up to?#begging to be drooled on by a giant cyclops with gianter boobs?#hell yeah you go little pheonix knight#endure or divorce! what will she pick! blond bimbo and boo monstersinc freeze to death in the cold water#my heart will go on#after their nasty dad ate all the food! the tragedy#oh heres another trailer with that same nasty dad! hes snorkling? where is my daccoon eyed woman WHAT THE FUC#SOMEONE POURED (POOP?) INTO HIS SNORKLE THATS SO TERRIBLE#theyre running away wherre is the bimbo oh its all frozen#everythign froze so fast and now nasty dad is in a winter coat and also changed his entire physique#now hes gathering logs now hes buikding a settlement#damn guess we know what happened after the divorce!#and thats how you know the winter log game is by the same company as (one of many) repair the house game#thry got nasty dad model#and he is GOING places#if yiu ever hear 'i finally found a game that is exactly what they show in the ads!' no you didnt#i would love to play the fat guy fighting a horse for the last drop of water#hes like me fr#but hes too busy building underground rooms with the hot chick who may or may not die#SPEAKING OF HOT CHICKS i love that game where you romance a level 10 babe#not a crook or informant thats her whole job description#level 10 babe#she cqn be romanced by picking her off the ground or by showing her money (which you dont have)#but the other guy does!#i wonder what halpens to her#oh good shes upgraded to mafia wife! good for her and she has some buns in the oven too she must be so happOH NO
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i-eat-mold · 3 months ago
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Oh, betty
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captain-shortyyy · 1 year ago
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im not very original am i?
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livelovecaliforniadreams · 2 months ago
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deepseagraveyard · 1 year ago
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ba dum tss 🥁❄️
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raining-starshine · 1 year ago
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Is this anything
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imanflexington · 1 year ago
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venluming · 1 year ago
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Can I just say… that I adore these two in the platonic sense? Like I feel like they would be such good friends— besties even???
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Like I cannot get enough of their friendship, they’re so grumpy and sunshine coded??
If there’s anyone else that enjoys these two platonically, please be my friend.
(Also, little headcanon… Winter King calls him Tiny / Tiny Simon cuz he’s short, hehe)
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freak60000 · 1 year ago
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some Draftz….
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kiwiihead · 1 month ago
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high maintance... sorry i had to draw the enemies as lovers :^(
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secret-citrus · 1 year ago
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Rotting brain alert: Betty wished for Simon to be kept safe, but Simon is actively trying to make himself the Ice King again to ensure the safety and magical status of Fionna and Cake's world, but Fionna and Cake's world was illegally created in his head, so by the rules Scarab is following Simon must be killed, but Golbetty will never sign off on that death warrant bc the express purpose of her existence right now is "keep Simon safe", but Scarab is doing all of this for selfish reasons (to take down Prismo over an old beef) so he's likely not going to take kindly to Golbetty saying he can't kill Simon to destroy the illegal universe, and ajfhdksahfkjlda LOOK AT ALL THIS SET-UP FOR A GREAT SEASON FINALE, OH MY G O D
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deconstructthesoup · 10 months ago
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The Ice King in OG Adventure Time: Kooky, crazy, definitely got some evil tendencies due to the constant string of kidnapping princesses but is usually played for laughs and is easy to defeat
Me: Haha, classic kid's media antagonist, he's never gonna be scary
Simon in the beginning of Fionna and Cake: Starting to relapse a little, snaps at people almost irrationally, acts pretty off-putting and almost threateningly towards Fionna and Cake when they first appear, fucking kidnaps Choose Goose in order to summon Golb and outright says that he's nothing but a spell battery to him ("and you probably still have one good jolt left in you")
Me: Oh... oh wow
The Winter King: is an actual psychopath underneath all the glitter and charm, knowingly cursed the Candy Queen and gave her all of his baggage and shows zero remorse, either killed Marceline or froze her and created an ice double who is very likely kept docile and imprisoned
Me: OHHHHHHH MY GOD
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quinn-pop · 3 months ago
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time for dress up :3
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huniipum · 1 year ago
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not genshin but here’s a sneak peak to what i’m planning ✨
yes, yes i want the Simon alt to kiss Simon, yes i know what i’m doing, no you do not have a choice to unsee the impact i’m about to have drawing these two feverishly kissing each other
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livelovecaliforniadreams · 2 years ago
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#Eric Winter King Of Improvised Moments
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